Total Medals Earned: 113 (From 10 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,115 Points
Medals Earned: 32/100 (415/2,000 points)
02 - Choose any incorrect option with Annie the Mermaid
02 - Escape the Mario pipe
01 - Eat kid
04 - Get the map
03 - Let Urban Champ guy punch you
04 - Stab a Bob-Omb
06 - Get hit by a laser
03 - Execute the Fatality move
01 - Execute a dash move (shoulder block or jump kick)
04 - Get the compass
01 - Defeat Beardy Barrel
02 - Defeat Jaws
04 - Kill all the flurries in the lion key room
01 - Hit beardy barrel with a barrel
00A - Watch full intro rising up to main menu
00D - Watch the whole intro where Aboboy is kidnapped
04 - Regain your throwing sword or throwing beef after losing it
04 - Push a not-so-secret block
01 - Use Rage move on level 1
04 - Get turned into a snail
04 - Use Rage move on Level 4
02 - Use Rage move on level 2
04 - Get the ladder
01 - Throw kid body
05 - Defeat the Amazon with your Rage move
02 - Defeat Big Daddy Boss
04 - Kill Aquamentus
01 - Defeat boss
04 - Kill Manhandla
04 - Get the beef
04 - Beat Boss (with beef)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
07 - Get Machine Gun
05 - Pick up an extra balloon
00B - Use level select
07 - Get Flame Gun
02 - Get eaten by a robo-fish
07 - Get Lemmings Gun
02 - Choose wisely with Annie the Mermaid
00E - Use a continue
07 - Kill showering guy
07 - Get Spread Gun
08 - Watch Little Mac win in 3rd round by decision
04 - Block an Octorock's projectile rock with your shield
00F - Watch abobo get sawed to death on continue screen
07 - Use Rage move on level 7
05 - Bonk Amazon on the head before he spits slime blobs at you
05 - Use Rage move on Level 5
05 - Use a chair on the Amazon
07 - Break out of ice after being frozen
06 - Use Rage move on level 6
03 - Wait long enough for a cop car to drive by
05 - Do each of your slam moves at least once in the match
08 - Use Rage move on level 8
05 - Bonk Reaper on head before he summons mini-reapers
05 - Avoid mini-reapers without getting hit by them
05 - Jump off the top rope
07 - Kill Robocop
00C - Click our donate button & consider showing your support
07 - Use the Contra Code properly
02 - Eat at least 50 enemies
04 - Clear 20 rooms of all enemies
05 - Use all four chairs on the Amazon
01 - Knock boss off conveyer belt
01 - Punt Donkey Kong Jr.
07 - Destroy Krangby
08 - Knock down Little Mac twice in round 1
06 - Defeat Megabobo
04 - Survive after being inflated by Dig Dug
06 - Defeat Robobobo
07 - Defeat Krang
05 - Survive the Balloon Fight level without dying once
07 - Kill giant Kirby
08 - Defeat Little Mac in round 1
04 - Beat Boss (without beef)
06 - Pick up an extra life
08 - Put on the Power Glove and defeat Little Mac
06 - Survive Megabobo level without dying once
07 - Survive first Contrabobo level without dying once
07 - Survive second Contrabobo level without dying once
05 - Survive the Balloon Fight level without being hit
07 - Survive both Contrabobo levels without dying once
08 - Defeat Little Mac without being knocked down at all
Medals Earned: 3/9 (150/500 points)
Defend the weak.
Real cowboys spit a lot.
Complete the Game.
Bully the weak.
Bully your own boss.
Become one with the desert
Find the adult pleasure.
Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Walk around (almost) naked.
Medals Earned: 7/50 (45/500 points)
Medals Earned: 9/19 (180/430 points)
Sit through the long-ass intro.
Discover the backstory.
Encounter the (kinda) giant crab.
Make a new friend!
Dispense of the boy.
Dispense of the girl.
Slay the dragon without getting hurt!
Win the game!
Smash the car in 20 seconds or less.
Get invited to the dance party!
Find the hidden game.
Bring out the fat man.
Find the Squigly Fish!
Beat level one without getting hurt.
You'll know it when you see it!
Destroy 90 Penguins.
Bring at least three Eddies to battle!
Medals Earned: 14/21 (375/825 points)
first Kill
Jump on 10 enemies
I can double jump
jump on a wall 20 times
touch the sky
Jump on 50 enemies
Collect 1000 skulls
Fiery Combo of 10
Jump on 100 enemies
Collect 5000 skulls
Evolve to final level
play for an hour
Kill 200 Goo-..Flying things..
reach space
Find the hidden button
Kill 20 Spikes in one game
Kill every big enemy
Kill every small enemy
play for 3 hours
Kill every enemy
Medals Earned: 10/12 (400/500 points)
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Concorde
Crush the Space Shuttle
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Medals Earned: 10/32 (100/500 points)
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Death snagged you so young!
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
A WILD CatFight ensues!
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Yogurt.
Rambo is quite the prankster!
Check out any of the external links
Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Time paid life's bill.
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
Science is bad, M'kay?
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
This was hilarious to animate :)
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Obviously she's a keeper!
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
A classic for bidding!
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
You become Saint Awesome!
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
You found all 29 different endings!
Beaten Level 1-1 without godmode
Beaten Level 1-2 without godmode
Beaten Level 1-3 without godmode
Beaten Level 1-4 without godmode
Beaten Level 1-5 without godmode
Beaten Level 2-1 without godmode
Beaten Level 2-2 without godmode
Beaten Level 2-3 without godmode
Beaten Level 2-4 without godmode
Beaten Level 2-5 without godmode
Beaten Level 3-1 without godmode
Beaten Level 3-2 without godmode
Beaten Level 3-3 without godmode
Beaten Level 3-4 without godmode
Beaten Level 3-5 without godmode
Beaten Level 4-1 without godmode
Beaten Level 4-2 without godmode
Beaten Level 4-3 without godmode
Beaten Level 4-4 without godmode
Beaten Level 4-5 without godmode
Beaten Level 5-1 without godmode
Beaten Level 5-2 without godmode
Beaten Level 5-3 without godmode
Beaten Level 5-4 without godmode
Beaten Level 5-5 without godmode
Beaten Level X-1 without godmode
Beaten Level X-2 without godmode
Beaten Level X-3 without godmode
Beaten Level X-4 without godmode
Beaten the final level without godmode
Killed 1000 pigs
Beaten the game
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/330 points)
Survive all 3 Tutorials
beat all maps in chapter 1.
beat every map in chapter 2.
Breed a level 5 dragon.
Win maps in which you early called waves (Using the "lets go" button) 10 early called waves with a factor of 1.5 or better.
Beat all maps on chapter 1 on hard mode
Beat every map in chapter 1 and 2 on hard mode!
Medals Earned: 17/20 (345/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Buy everything
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)